AISubs v3.7
We are AKB48 BLAST 3rd generation members!
I'm Tadoki Oka.
I'm Sato Shiori.
I'm Ayaki Moeka.
I'm Kowai Shiran.
I'm Katsuhana Saori.
Let's get started.
Today's game is...
Ta-dah!
What is it?
It's a talking battle card game called "peche libre".
To put it simply, it's a language pro wrestling game.
You're good at it!
You get one character card and two item cards.
You have to beat your opponent's character.
It's a one-on-one talk battle.
It's a communication game where you can talk and have fun.
I like communication!
I like it.
You have to say that your character is stronger.
Let's "peche libre".
Ta-dah!
You haven't said it yet.
I'll take this one.
You can have two of your favorite cards.
I'll take this one and this one.
Are you ready?
Saori is a cartoonist.
I'm a robot.
Robot!
Are you ready?
Ro-fa-ka-re-ka?
Are you ready?
Huh?
Are you ex-kareka?
Can I say it first?
I'll say it.
Well, robots can do things that humans can't.
But, recent robots can do anything.
They can do things that humans can't.
They can put out candles.
They can fight with candles.
That's why robots are stronger.
I see.
But, I think humans are stronger than robots.
Artists are good at drawing.
They can play guitar.
They are talented.
They can do anything.
They are human and kind.
I think robots can do anything.
But, robots can be stronger than artists.
They can even get along with each other.
Robots can even break up with each other.
I'm scared of robots.
Cartoonists can draw even with kareka.
They can draw even with kareka.
I see.
That's why cartoonists are stronger.
I have something in my eye.
I see.
Judges, it's your turn.
I'm nervous.
I'm scared.
Are you ready?
One, two...
But when you said you would draw with curry powder, I thought you lost.
Next stage!
What is it?
Cherry blossoms...
One, two...
Vegetable sommelier.
What is "sommelier"?
Vegetable sommelier.
One, two...
Drunk...
Second one.
Adhesive tape.
What does "adhesive tape" mean?
OK.
Ran-chan will go first.
Because you are older than me.
What is it?
OK, I will go.
Go!
First of all, this weird-looking vegetable sommelier climbed up.
He is not a man.
He is a man!
Cool!
What is "vegetable sommelier"?
He is not a vegetable sommelier.
I know! Are you OK?
Say it quickly!
He is too confident of being a vegetable sommelier.
He can move forward and talk with vegetables.
Cool!
It's true!
I believe you!
Did you see it?
I believe you!
She can talk with vegetables.
She can talk with food.
She is a near-future.
She is strong.
She is a near-future.
I see.
Food is important.
She is a pioneer.
Then...
She is not a killer.
She is a villain.
There are many masacons in Japan.
She doesn't go out of her house.
She goes outside.
I think it is not necessary to lie about it.
I keep quiet in the middle of talking.
She can puke.
She can get out of her house.
She can get rid of her baby sister.
She can get rid of her drunk dad.
I see.
So, she is stronger.
First of all, I said it earlier, but when I said it for the first time, I laughed and ate it.
It's because you said it for the first time.
This is a vegetable sommelier.
This person is making daikon and tomatoes now, isn't it?
And this adhesive tape is what this person always wears.
This person has a vegetable shop, but he's running a vegetable shop, isn't he?
Oh, is that so?
That's right, that's right.
It's a vegetable shop.
What kind of food do you make?
I make vegetables.
Then, I put this radish and tomato together with sticky tape and ate it.
And then, I used the sticky tape and the vegetable weapon I put together with the radish and tomato and said "bush" and chased it away.
I see, I see. It's like you've done it before.
That's right. I see, I see.
You've been fortune-telling, haven't you?
I have a story about it, but...
Well, "ka" is...
Children have a pain in the middle age, don't they?
That's right.
I still cry when I hear "ka".
"Ka"?
It's scary, isn't it?
"Ka" is...
I don't think it would be nice if "ka" was "ka" needle.
I don't think so.
I think so.
I don't know much about "ka"'s selfishness.
I think it's great that "ka" can contribute to medical technology in the future.
I don't want to stop this food chain.
So...
I've made up my mind.
Are you ready?
Three, two, one...
Babu-chan! Babu-chan!
The camera is facing this way.
I knew it.
Next...
Moe-tan and Saori will play rock-paper-scissors.
The loser will play rock-paper-scissors with the loser.
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's a tie, isn't it?
Moe-tan and Saori will play rock-paper-scissors.
Moe-tan will be second place tomorrow.
That's right.
The winner will play rock-paper-scissors with Saori and be in the final.
I see.
I heard it.
Are you ready?
Wow!
This is...
Great!
Kindergartener.
Look at it yourself.
When you talk...
What does "bah" mean?
Yes.
Kindergartener is stronger than kindergartener.
Let me explain.
Mei is stronger than kindergartener.
The reason is...
Kindergarteners don't like injections.
Kindergarteners will cry if you inject them directly.
They will say "I'm scared".
But...
Kindergarteners can make injections bigger.
No!
Kindergarteners can make injections bigger.
Kindergarteners are strong.
Don't make me cry!
Kindergarteners are strong.
Kindergarteners can't do anything.
Kindergarteners are stronger.
I see.
Yes.
Can I say something?
Go ahead.
I think adults are bound by morals.
Children are active in doing things.
They are strong.
For example, they break mirrors.
It happens a lot in school.
It happens a lot.
I think like that.
I think adults are more active in doing things than children.
I think kindergarteners can do anything.
They can save money.
I see.
Kindergarteners are stronger.
I see.
How can I say?
Kindergarteners can do anything but words, right?
Yes.
Not only words, but they can also make injections.
There are many kinds of drugs in the world, and we can make drugs that can make people talk for a week.
In fact, we can make drugs that can make people cry for a long time.
It's strange that we can only express it with actions.
The goal is to solve the problem of words.
We have to be able to talk, but we can't talk.
We can only say "ah" when we are in kindergarten.
Mei can talk about anything and everything.
She knows everything.
In that sense, Mei is stronger.
What is your reaction?
Mei said she knew everything, but I think there are things you only know in kindergarten.
For example?
For example, the position of your mother's navel and how to make dried dumplings.
That's right.
Mei can talk about anything and everything.
Mei can talk about where to put it so that it doesn't rain.
There are many things.
But I think it's pitiful for Mei to be able to talk about such intellectual things.
I see.
I think it's pitiful, not because Mei is beautiful or anything like that.
The kindergarteners in "Kinokoatama" are cute, aren't they?
That's right.
Mei can talk about anything and everything.
Kindergarteners in "Kinokoatama" are cute, aren't they?
But they can win.
It's our turn.
Have you decided?
Ready, set...
Oh!
We lost.
When I said "kindergarteners in "Kinokoatama" for the first time, you said "kids".
I see.
I didn't know you would say that.
It's your own ability.
Sorry.
Next is Shaolin and Meisen's final match.
Ready, set...
Spies and pigeons.
Pigeons are far away.
Ready, set...
Oh!
My skin is sticky.
My skin is sticky...
No, it's not a pigeon.
My skin is sticky.
Pigeon and...
Barrier.
Japanese sword and...
Helicopter.
It's my turn.
As a spy, it's a big job to steal information.
But as a human being, you have to walk.
If you get lost, you might get caught.
But as a pigeon, you don't know if you're being watched or not.
So you fly like a helicopter and go back when you get information.
Pigeons work faster than spies.
Pigeons are definitely better than spies.
Pigeons work just like spies.
Pigeons are...
That's it.
Pigeons are better than humans.
Pigeons forget things when they walk.
Are you a chicken?
No, I'm a bird.
I'm a bird buddy.
But humans are...
Especially as a spy...
You're a spy!
You sound like a spy.
You're a trained human being.
No matter how sticky your skin is...
Even if you have a secret boss...
Even if you have a sticky skin...
A spy doesn't care about that.
Even if you say "koso koso koso"...
"koso koso koso"?
Even if you say "koso koso"...
You have a strong sense of rhythm.
Even if you say "koso koso"...
A spy will steal your secret.
I see.
That's it.
I see.
What about a pigeon?
A pigeon...
A spy...
I think a spy is more capable than a pigeon.
A spy is human and can do anything.
But a pigeon can fly and...
A pigeon can use a Japanese sword.
A Japanese sword is the worst.
Actually...
Kukuku...
That's it.
A pigeon is more capable of fighting than a spy.
I think a pigeon is more capable of fighting than a spy.
But...
As you can see, a spy can use a sword.
A spy can also use a barrier.
A pigeon can use a Japanese sword and...
A pigeon can also use a barrier and...
A pigeon can also use a gun.
A pigeon can hide in a building.
I see.
A spy is more capable of doing that.
That's it.
It's difficult.
What is it?
We've decided.
It's not difficult anymore.
I knew it.
Okay, let's go!
One, two...
A pigeon!
It's not a pigeon!
A pigeon is more capable of fighting than a spy.
The answer is...
A pigeon!
A pigeon is more capable of fighting than a spy.
So...
The winner of this PechaRembe is...
A pigeon!
Kukuku...
It wasn't me.
It was a pigeon.
It wasn't me.
I see, the strongest theory of pigeons.
The winner is...
Pigeons!
Bye bye!
Let's call her "Cork-chan".
Why?